All Worlds Video – Conquered (2001)

The high priestess of porn Chi Chi LaRue puts a impish spin on the popular flick Gladiator and the results are appetizing and juicy enough to appease insatiable Caesar himself.

Billy Herrington – devilishly attractive, roughly scruffy and built like a brick shithouse – is the mightiest gladiator in Rome. No fellow can spank him. No dude can resist him. And no cock has ever felt the tight clench of his virgin hole.

He also bears more than a passing resemblance to a certain Oscar-winning hunk from Oz (whose name I won’t mention for fear of being beaten up. (Oops, did I just give it away?)

After his latest bout, Gladiator is led back to his cell, where his servant gink (luscious beefsteak Tom Katt) lovingly tends to his wounds, bathes him and undresses him. As Slaveguy washes Gladiator’s dangling meat, the two ogling Centurions outside jubblies into the cell, toss the bondservant separately and have a go at Gladiator themselves. They share sucking chores on Gladiator’s magnificent cock, and then Gladiator tastes some Centurion manmeat. Gladiator and the cuter, younger Centurion (Andel) each have a go at hole-humping the hunkier older Centurion (Trent Cougar).

Later, Billy the Gladiator watches two other gladiators (Tino Lopez and Casey Williams) get it on orally and anally in the opposite cell.

Gladiator is eventually summoned to Caesar’s palace and ordered to indulge his sexual appetites with the one more lustful toga-wearing studs in the throne room. Caesar (played by Blake Harper with a fine touch of imperiousness) presides over a smoldering five-way that also includes Colton Ford, Nino Bacci and Jay Ross, all finely fit and naturally hairy in all the appropriate places.

As Nino and Jay worship Gladiator’s body and lick every inch of his sweaty body, Caesar is receiving noisy, slurpy head from diabolically sensual newcomer (Mr. All Worlds Bear 2001 Winner) Colton. Unconcerned with the notion of the Emperor figuratively acquiring on his royal knees, Caesar takes a gobbling mouthful of Colton’s ample penis. (By the way, Colton and Blake are currently real existence beaus and their onscreen heat is quite combustible.)

Colton leaves Caesar alone on the throne so he can wrap his ass around Billy’s spectacular meat poker. But Caesar is not alone for long, as Jay takes a firm seat on the Emperor’s throbbing scepter. But it actually takes a powerful ass-slamming to appease voracious Caesar, who rides Colton’s massive python enthusiastically.

Gladiator, meanwhile, dumps a load of hot cream on Nino’s back and licks some of it back up. Then Caesar taunts Gladiator, promising that if he remains unconquered in the arena the next day, Caesar will nonetheless conquer his virgin butt the following night and that he should prepare to be abused and humiliated accordingly.

Back in the cell, Gladiator and Slaveman in conclusion profess their love for each another and, to nullify Caesar’s nefarious intention to steal Gladiator’s anal continence, Gladiator freely offers it to Slaveguy right then and there.With the words “Take my manhood,” perpetual top Herrington makes adult history, in the end becoming a famished booty on film. With some appropriate grunting, bawling and squirming, Herrington proficiently accommodates Katt’s immense tool, presently begging to be slammed stronger and harder and harder!

Needless to say, if Gladiator had had a few moments like this,
I wouldn’t be so snarkily derisive of its dubious Oscar victory.

Chi Chi orchestrates the volcanic erotic extravagance here with his typically keen eye for flashy shots and opulent costumes and scenery. Given that this is a “period” piece, LaRue earns snaps for making a little go a long way. Granted, this one’s not exactly a low-budget affair, but LaRue’s stylish command manages to up the fabrication value. Tho’ some glaring anachronisms put the film within a hair’s breadth of corniness (i.e., modern sandals and tattoos, bikini-brief tan lines, 21st century speech and, of course, the strict use of latex), the boisterous irreverence for a certain self-important gladiator flick is contagious. Hail Caesar!

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Duration: 1:47:47
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