Old Reliable: Hairy Guys

Studio: OldReliable/Bijou

Old Reliable’s celebration of shaggy men is a real treat; it also provides an luck to ruminate on the appetizing power of hair.

Hair holds a loaded position throughout the history of the world. The power wielded by the Biblical figure Samson was manifest in his long locks. Lady Godiva rode naked on a but it was the golden mane that obscured her bust that has become the excited site of her tale, not her protest. Christian custom requires females to cover their heads in places of worship so as not to distract the weaker sex, men, from talk of scripture. Orthodox Jewish custom demands a married woman to shave her head; this achieves 2 goals, it makes her unattractive to 1 more men and admits for full immersion in the cleansing baths during the menstruation. History is filled with writings ’bout hair on the head: martyrs have been rumored to grow hair after , balding men are ridiculed on television as unattractive or weak. The latter is particularly offensive. Baldness is caused by testosterone, not by stress or femininity or idiocy, so hair loss can’t unquestionably be a flaw in a man’s character. All that focus on the head, what does it achieve? What does it ignore?

Well, it ignores the beauty of hair in 1 more places, the upper body, the belly, the genital areas, the ass, the legs, even the hands and feet. Hair is one of the almost any erotically charged episodes of the human skin. At its most basic, hair defines adulthood, and greater amount specifically masculinity. Those stray hairs this creep out of the top of a button-down are almost as thrilling as a nice cock framed by a thick, dense cunt. No sight in the world is sexier than the sweaty, cum-covered hairs this wrap around an buttocks after a fuck.

Hell, even some of the world’s most interesting girls have used hair to challenge notions of viable sexuality. Remember the dark thatch under Siouxsie Sioux’s arms this damsel proudly stripped? How ’bout when Madonna flashed her furry pits or when hottie was shunned by mainstream media for her hirsute cunt in those legendary art photos (taken with a cat no less)?

Hair equals the rush of to a manmeat, no matter how many Falcon performers wax and depilitorize. Some of us will at all times crave the extra musk and sweat brought on by body hair. Body overspread in fur is like the evil fetish. We will gag when we nearly swallow a strand of hair, even our own, during dinner, but almost no one will flinch if gink gets a tight n curly inserted his teeth while giving aged head. That is where the woolly hunks of Old Reliable come in and rock your earth.

There’s Tom, a drop- thug with a mustache, goatee, and hairy stomach who chomps on a cigar as guy flexes his matching-tattoos-of-Jesus biceps. Boy clips his ample testicles and revels in his apogee; dude slicks his manmeat with his own cum. While bloke poses for the camera bloke bends over and offers a glimpse of his fur-trimmed blossom, a apperture to envy and crave.

Next, 3 a variety of men jerk off in the same room while watching a porn. 1 is an obscene fantasy known as Butch, everything the name impliesmustache, muscles, danger, massive penis. Other is the almost any sadly good-looking man, Mark, a Marc Singer (star of Beast Master and V) look-alike who’s overspread in chestnut fur. The 3rd man, someone Orson Welles could never have dreamed up, is the angelic Stavros (referred to as Steve, but starred in other O.R. movies as Stavros), whose upper skin is smooth as a diamond while his penis is encircled by a thicket of stern black curlscurls this cover his perianal area and creep around his juicy butthole and slim inner thighs.

Patrick shows up a little later, with his long, foul blond hair, roguish smile, and gigantic boner. Devilish angularity. He’s vacant, but the camera trains on his manmeat like a target. Patrick orgasms and poses like Proud Mary (keep on burnin’!) In a short time, we are alone with the magnificent Butch, who is every bit the ham u want a man so hirsute, buff, and beastly to be.

The complicated aspects of the Old Reliable formula appear at the end to bite happy self-humpers in the proverbial ass. Keith, a bearded beauty with awfulegregious teeth, his viewers as gink has orgasms, "look at all that cum faggots, queer bait fuckers suckin’ penis." Keith is familiar with he’s an object for Hollywood men with a few extra bucks and a secret hankerin’ for dick. Keith’s just trying to make the sun revolve around him for a minute, and that’s okay. He’s got enough hair to obscure his hatred. He’s Samson unchallenged for his fifteen min in front of a hermit’s voyeuristic camera. Man, like all the one greater amount hairy babes on that DVD, is worth the time it takes to squeeze the lotion or lube. Not because they have power, but because their bodies are celestially resplendently hairyan sexy power for all time.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:56:15
Video: 640×480, DivX 5, 1270kbps
Audio: 156kbps

File size: 1.2 GB